Contact Miles Shockley
Email us dude. heysmartybooks@gmail.com
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Small confession…we probably won’t read your email. However, we will gladly go against the advice of many publicists, agents, and managers and will reveal several ways YOU CAN actually get a hold of me [Miles Shockley].
There it is - Coke or Pepsi. Two options, not 40 different ways to follow me which DRIVES ME NUTS! Follow me on YouLoser, Instalame, Face-crook, and TickleToes..BLAH BLAH BLAH
I can’t stand influencers that think the sun revolves around their buttocks. In my opinion there is only one person you should REALLY follow and that’s JESUS CHRIST.
I don’t care if you’re gay/straight/muslim/jewish/trans/queer/navi/cyborg/aethist/ or FLAT OUT RUDE, feel free to contact me with any questions or suggestions. If you want to be a SMARTIAN (a Hey Smarty! Expert) and want to contribute to our next NEO-EXPERT GUIDE, please fill out the APPLICATION.
If you need to book a SMARTIAN (a Hey Smarty! Expert) or Miles Shockley directly for your next podcast episode or live event/conference, you can also submit the APPLICATION. WE CAN’T accommodate all podcast appearance requests and live bookings so this is why we created this application process. We also have a CREDIT SCORE REQUIREMENT of ZERO. Hehe.
You may also be curious about how you can get your paws on some of our previous content like the 1st Edition of Rideshare Rockstar on Amazon or the Rideshare Rockstar online Udemy course:
Thanks a whole HEAP!
Cheers,
Miles
P.S. I got something cooking in the lab right now. You want to take a peak??
DO YOU HATE SPENDING THE KIDS' COLLEGE TUITION AT DISNEY WORLD?
DO YOU HATE HAVING TO GET INTO MARATHON SHAPE JUST TO SURVIVE EPCOT AND THE OTHER PARKS?
ARE YOU TIRED OF YOUR KIDDOS LOSING THEIR CRAP IN LINE WAITING TO GET ON SPLASH MOUNTAIN?
DO YOU WISH YOU COULD GET YOUR HANDS ON THE BEST GUIDE TO DISNEY WORLD EVER?
I bet you're nodding your head right now and your answer is a resounding YES! Go ahead and download my Hey Smarty! Read This if You're Going to Disney World CHEAT SHEET and then provide me feedback in the telegram group. I want to make sure we create the easiest and most comprehensive Disney World guide on the market! But I NEED YOUR FEEDBACK.